GG//PETITION
ACCEPTING PETITIONS ·5 TRANSMISSIONS · ~7 MINUTES ·NO FEE · NO REFERRAL ·DECISIONS WITHIN 4 WEEKS ·
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FILE A PETITION

Five short transmissions. Auto-saves as you go. Your work, your stuck, what twelve people in a private room are for.

I · Identity
II · The Work
III · The Level
IV · The Stuck
V · Character
// TRANSMISSION IIDENTITY

Who are you, and where can your work be seen?

Five fields. The links matter more than the names. We will read what you have shipped before we read your bio.

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// TRANSMISSION IITHE WORK

What do you ship?

One sentence. One link. One concrete artifact. No résumés, no decks.

"I ship X for Y." Plain English. No "AI-powered" unless that's literal.

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A product page, a case study, an essay, a film, a track. The thing you would point to.

"43 clinics on the $99/mo plan." or "Released by Mute Records, June 2024." or "$320k ARR."

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// TRANSMISSION IIITHE LEVEL

What is your level?

No rounding up. We pair people inside compatible bands — pretending to be ahead is the easiest way to be put with people you cannot keep up with, or vice versa.

"Profitable, $46k MRR, 2 employees." or "Substack 11k paid, 95k free." or "Series A, $4M ARR."

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// TRANSMISSION IVTHE STUCK

What is stuck?

Highest-signal question on the petition. Specificity is the whole game. "Growth" is not stuck. "We have 1,400 weekly trials and 0.6% convert; the funnel collapses on the email-verify step" is stuck.

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// TRANSMISSION VCHARACTER & ASPIRATION

Character. Aspiration. What you bring.

Three short answers, then file. Be honest — character is what the room runs on.

Not the worst decision of your life. A working-life decision that taught you something.

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Quietly. Not the headline.

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Specific. Not "energy" or "perspective". What you'd actually do for the eleven other members.

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// TRANSMISSION VIREVIEW & FILE

Compiled. Review before filing.

Edit any answer by clicking on it. When you're ready, send.